FROM THE BONES OF CAPTAIN COOK est.2010

More anagrams

Music's top 66 time-wasting anagrams

Britney Spears - Best PR in years

Justin Timberlake - I'm a jerk, but listen

Chinese Democracy - Daemonic, screechy

Axl Rose - Oral sex

Steven Adler - Never slated

Matt Sorum - Trust ammo

Scott Weiland - Stone wildcat

Billy Corgan - An ill cyborg; Balcony girl; Lyrical bong

Michael Jackson - Inhales cock jam

John Mayer - Enjoy harm

Gene Simmons - Immense song; Immense snog

David Lee Roth - Hot daredevil

Anthony Kiedis - Handy noise kit

Michael Anthony - Hot anal chimney; An itchy hole, man?

Polly Harvey - Lovely harpy

Yngwie Malmsteen - My wise gentleman

Daron Malakian - I'm an anorak lad

Bono - n00b!

Ray LaMontagne - Alert agony man; Ornamental gay

Coldplay - Lady-clop

Kanye West - Sweaty Ken

TV On The Radio - Varied, not hot.

Christina Aguilera - An acute, girlish air

Madonna Louise Ciccone - Occasional nude income

Eric Clapton - Plectra icon

Noel Gallagher - Anglo hell rage

Liam Gallagher - Ah, illegal gram...

Paul McCartney - Pay Mr Clean-Cut

Keith Richards - His hard ticker

Elvis Presley - Lively sprees; Lisp severely

Saul Hudson (aka Slash) - A lush sound

Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble - To heaven! A very loud blues guitar band

Lil' Wayne - Nae willy

Alex Kapranos - Rapes a Klaxon

Black Eyed Peas - A pesky debacle

The Mars Volta - A maths revolt

Roger Waters - Regrets a row

Set List Day 1

Mavis Staples:

I Am His And He Is Mine

Only The Lord Knows

Too Close To Heaven > I'm On My Way to Heaven Anyhow

You Are Not Alone (Tweedy on acoustic)

I Belong To The Band

The Weight

Wrote A Song For Everyone (Tweedy on acoustic)

March Up Freedom's Highway

I'll Take You There

WAVVES:

1. Friends Were Gone

2. King of the Beach

3. To the Dregs

4. Idiot

5. Wavves

6. Green Eyes

7. Take On the World

8. Super Soaker

9. Weed Demon

10. Post Acid

11. So Bored

12. Linus Spacehead

13. No Hope Kids

Black Keys:

Thickfreakness

Girl Is On My Mind

Strange Times

The Breaks

Stack Shot Billy

Busted

Same Old Thing

Everlasting Light

Next Girl

Chop and Change

Tighten Up

She's Long Gone

10 Cent Pistol

Your Touch

I'll Be Your Man

I Got Mine

Strokes:

New York City Cops

The Modern Age

Hard to Explain

What Ever Happened?

You Only Live Once

Soma

Is This It

Vision of Division

I Can’t Win

Reptila

Last Nite

Juicebox

Someday

Under Control

Heart in a Cage

Take It or Leave It

FUNNY ANAGRAMS

My birthname is the only one that appeals. And it rescrambles to read: A Marmalade Original I look. All other names are uncomplementary in anagram form, so I'll stick with this one. Executive decision of blogger...gotta love it!

Here are the anagrams of Damon Albarn (of Blur, Gorillaz, God Save the Queen):

Mandala Born (quite beautiful, that)

Banal Random ( I don't think so)

A bland Roman (bland? I think not)

A Normal Band (if normal is spectacular, then yes)

A Bran Almond (sounds like something that helps w/constipation)

Barman Lad On (we've all had those days)

Anal Ram Bond (cough cough - so the rumours fly)

Band Oral Man (he definitely spoke the most)

Barn Load Man ( I can't imagine him shoveling manure but maybe in another life...or perhaps this refers to the possibility he can talk a load of crap, who knows)

An Old Bra Man (well, there are leg men and there are breast men)

Pete Doherty:

Deport He Yet (they just did this to him last week June 2010 as he finished off 8 hours from London. JFK airport turned him right around and sent him back. He missed a concert playing with Sean Lennon! Unbelievable...that would have been legendary.

Try Heed Poet

God knows that I do.

He Dry Tee Pot (most englishmen do, don't they?)

and the best one of them all: The Doper Yet

('fraid so by all accounts...)

MORE ANAGRAMS:

Julian Casablancas

There are only four:

A anal scan jails Cub

(something about a baseball player going through customs, perhaps?)

Casual ninja's cabal

(a possible pseudonym for the Strokes?)

Acacias jab all nuns

(that's what they get for all the knuckle swatting with rulers back in the 60's)

Anal cabs can jail us

Nick Valenti

There's only one:

Tick in navel

sounds like a more polite version of having a "hair up your ass."

Friday, June 18, 2010